Eternal_Bliss by Eternal Bliss

Author:Eternal Bliss [MF] (epub)
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2012-04-27T04:00:00+00:00

Eternal_Bliss

CHAPTER ELEVEN

Jeff hadn't been this nervous with a woman since he was a teenager. Melanie had agreed to go out to dinner with him. He shouldn't have been nervous. They had already had dinner together before, he told himself.

He went through his wardrobe, which consisted of t-shirts and jeans, deciding on a shirt that said, “You had me at swallow.” Considering he knew as much about washing machines as he did about rocket science, it was all he had that was clean. Kyle had been so busy being suckered by Laine, he hadn't done laundry.

He had even stopped off at the book store and picked up a book on dating. He'd never really done the dating thing. He read the dos and don'ts of dating, and had a good laugh. Especially with number five. “If you should pass gas, don't laugh, just apologize and open a window if possible.” The do list was just as funny.“ Do compliment her neck unless it's as thick as a linebackers, then just compliment her skin.”

The only “do” he didn't like was the one about ending the first date with a handshake. He had much more in mind than a handshake.

He threw the book on the bed, checked himself in the mirror, and headed out.

Kyle caught him in the kitchen. “Where are you off to looking so ... spiffy?”

Jeff looked down at his shirt. “I wouldn't look so ”spiffy“ if you would do the damn laundry every now and then.”

Kyle laughed. “I hope she has a sense of humor, whoever she is.”

“I think Melanie won't care if I'm wearing this.”

Kyle stopped laughing. “You're going out with Melanie wearing that?” He pointed at the shirt, with his brow raised.

“When you do the laundry, I'll wear something up to your standards.”

Kyle shook his head. “Just treat her right. She's not like the girls you usually go out with. Where are you taking her?”

“Mack's,” he said, like it should be obvious. “What about you? Where are you off to?”

He huffed out a breath. “I have a date with the guillotine. I'm having dinner with Laine and her parents.”

Jeff laughed in loud guffaws. “You're screwed. I can't believe you're going through with this. Is she worth meeting rich and richer?”

“Hell yeah, she is. You go out with Melanie and see where you end up.”

“Man, I'm just having fun with her. I ain't gonna end up where you are, with my balls on the chopping block.” Jeff checked his watch. “I gotta go. I don't want to be late.”

“Yeah, whose balls are on the chopping block?”

Jeff flipped him off and left.

Kyle yelled after him, “Anybody ever tell you you're an asshole?”

Jeff yelled back, “Yeah, you, every damn day of my life.”

Kyle checked his watch. It was time for him to go as well. I'd rather be fighting a three alarm fire than meeting her parents.

He squared his shoulders and headed out the door.

The drive over seemed shorter than usual. He parked in front of the garage and walked up to the door.

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